Blabbermouth AI coding agents hate this one weird trick!

The conceited little fuckers love to inundate you with unnecessary details, noisy caveats, what's 'load bearing' and what's not, waste your time with a wall of text every time it reports back to you.

They think human PP times are as fast as theirs, but they're not! It takes time to read as a human! Our PP is small. Dammit, our PP is small!

What if there was a way to fight back?? Sending 'tldr' every time it responds got old for me. Using 'caveman' modes was better, but weird, I didn't want that caveman talk to rub off on me. I'm hardly socially adept as it is. That could have been the death knell.

After much consideration, meditation, and a moment of ineffable otherworldly enlightenment, I decided there's only one bullet-proof solution: don't read any of its responses.

Let me tell you what life is like on the other side: I'm now vibing at 100x the rate. I'm already telling it to do the next thing before it even finished the last one. This is true bliss. Features are appearing as fast as I can conceive half-baked ideas.

I hear you saying, But what about when the AI takes time to do things, and I already have more shitty ideas in the chamber? Don't you have to wait? Well, I just start another project. With multiple projects going simultaneously, I'm never waiting on an AI. Just Herdr and me, riding a wave of carbon emissions across the sky!

Sometimes I ask for a feature on the wrong project, but guess what, the AI just makes it! Shiny chrome wheels in a cookie baking app? CHECK. Scent tagging in a API reliability tracker? CHECK. 200 skin options for a single hamburger menu button buried where the user never reaches? CHECK.

Does the AI ever push back that it doesn't make sense? Wouldn't know!

My PP was stuck in the bottleneck, and now it's gone. My PP is gone.

All that remains is consciousness brain-jacked into a mech suit in bit space, thought into programs, an endless color explosion of pure home-grown human originality onto the canvas of code.

I got married and have 7 children. Terminal cancer disappeared overnight. I was asked to speak at Davos next January. The president asks my advice daily. Join me in paradise. Stop reading, just vibe.

This message brought to you by Jensen Huang's long lost cousin